Excuse me, your pants never zip.

Ok it’s now 1pm on a Sunny Thursday afternoon and I’m seriously pissed that I have 3 hour break in between lessons from 12-3pm. Now I have another 2 hours to go and I could do with some friends company but as it turned out, as always, I’m alone at a bench outside the School of Health Sciences (where all the pretty Nursing students are) doing this blog. If you think that maybe blogging now is just an excuse to see the Nurses, you are probably right. 

So now I’m alone now and I think I’m seriously threatened like a Dodo Bird or maybe a Hornysaurus. The amount of oestrogen emitting from the Health Sciences office might be choking me…

Anyway, just now I was browsing through my student mail and I was stunned to see this,

As you can see, I’m in the ‘Malaria’ group. And it’s quite sad to see yourself in it. Because..

1. All the Biomedical and Biotech students will shun you away, because you are thought to have malaria and even on the internet, you have to be quarantined.

2. People can start imagining you as some disease-spreading Anopheles female mosquito.

3. You start to realise that you’re repeating the same Immunology module that you have failed last semester and you’re doing the same thing all over again. You are graduating a semester later than them and right now, you’re floating in between classes as you don’t really belong to a class.

Ok, next up is the spam I’ve received in my inbox. And I thought I already had enough of that in my Hotmail account, especially when some bugger subscribed me for porn. Animal sex somemore. Everyday I check my inbox and I receive these shit.

Ok, the red font means I have not read the mail yet but nevermind, lets see what some buggers can send to the WHOLE SCHOOL.

“I & E Action- Cute Accessories Up for Sale”

My thoughts: Well, thanks but no thanks, unless you’re selling an endangered cute bear that you’ve just stolen from the Singapore Zoo. And you must be amazed how the sender has a lapse of concentration every 3 seconds because right after he or she has just send the email to the whole school, he or she had forgotten that it was already sent, but he or she send again.

“I & E action: Let’s Make Ice Cream”

My thoughts: I think the sender doesn’t have much marketing skill. And so most probably he or she is not from the Business department. Because to entice more people, it should be put: “Let’s Make Ice Cream with horny babes”

Whether they have real babes is one matter, but to keep their part of the deal, this organising group should have girls wearing specially customized horn hats. The girls should do just fine with these.

Ok, it’s time to go now. If you’ve noticed, I got to do a particular assignment which was due like weeks ago.