Excuse me, your pants never zip.

Sorry for the lack of updates for these past few days. We sincerely apologised because there are a number of factors which led to this blog becoming stale.

1. Lazy bloggers (editors). Being one of the major contributors, it’s sad to see your fellow editors playing lan gaming than doing serious stuff like blogging.

2. Rainy days. Rainy days contribute to more proneness to sleeping. Hence more sleep=less blog.

3. What-goes-up-must-come-down syndrome. Last month we were at the peak of our blogging abilities. But now we’re at our lowest yet. Support us by visiting this blog everyday. Your blog visit means much to us.

4. What goes-around-comes-around syndrome. I’ve been listening to Justin Timberlake’s song and have been humming to myself non-stop for the past 2 weeks. I could even sing the song backwards.

5. Electricity bills. Our bills have skyrocketed because we have been visiting some new porn site that is worth visiting. Although this is not an excuse, we want you to believe it is.

6. 2% GST Hike. Apparently we have become quite sian with this increase because not only we need to pay 2% more on goods. But we have to hear our fellow parents complain.

7. Harry Potter Book 7 is arriving. While everyone’s busy anticipating who might die or live in the last chapter of Hogwarts warriors vs Siao Ting Tong wizards, we began to find similarities between the fictional life of theirs and one of our unnamed friend. (post coming soon). So we are still currently making some investigations.

8. We have began to queue up for tickets to next year’s National Day Parade.

9. One of our editors has STD. (Sexual Transmitted Disease)

10. The rest of the editors decided to give him support.

11. All of us got STDs in the end and all are affected.

12. Blogger’s Block. Writers experience this, why not bloggers.

13. My mother keep asking me to do housework nowadays.

14. Typing is a strenous exercise. We were not up to it.

15. Exam coming, more reasons not to blog, although we still continue to play.

16. Our blog is getting too popular, need the publicity to die down.

17. No comments on our blog, so no motivation. We want to hear from you!

18. Jiahong is gay.

19. Andrew is gay.

20. Kenneth is gay.

* updated:  Edwin is not gay.