Excuse me, your pants never zip.

Sggirls.com always comes up with posted pictures of real beauties or those pretenders. Pretenders who act chio I don’t mind, as long as they don’t bother me. Though sometimes I print out their photos and use them as dartboards, they are pretty harmless. Their act cute poses could make your stomach churn, but that is all.

So today I found a picture which cried out for attention. Not some wannabe pretender again, but a new breed of girls which needed some research and evaluation.

“WE ARE SPASTIC.”

Well we know thank you very much. After some extensive research and effort we found out that this breed of girls suffer from abnormal cheek muscles. They become swollen whenever a picture is about to be taken. Another trademark of these girls is to pout whenever a picture is about to be taken. These girls were also found out to be extremely dependent on something called ‘camwhorer’.

Camwhorer is something similar to a normal camera except that the camera is frequently used to take self shots, group self shots in classic places like the female toilet and bedrooms. So anyway, we can already imagine how this picture was taken.

Most probably these girls were having a girl’s NightOut at someone’s house. I wish I can be invisible and sneak into the house, some sort like HollowMan. And the dresscode is swimwear. Armed with a camwhorer, they decided to take self group shots and they expressed their characteristics (puffy cheeks, pouts, etc). Viola! The picture was uploaded to someone’s Friendster.

If any one you spastic girls happen to stumble upon our site, don’t blame us. Blame that spastic person who edited the photo and put ‘We are spastic’.

By the way, my guess is the girl in the middle who did it. Spastic.