INJUSTICE July 26, 2007
Posted by wesharethesameblogspot in Edwin, Exclusive.trackback
http://u.mediacorptv.com/story.aspx?Editorial_ID=593&SubCategoryID=20
My friends were all going crazy over Channel U’s small flower small grass competition, ok Belle and Beau competition. Apparently, ugly girls and not-so-handsome guys got into nomination. It makes me wonder if they’re really the best of the school’s got to offer then come any day, I can be Tom Cruise. Or maybe a hybrid between David Beckham, Michael Jackson, Russell Crowe and Britney Spears. I saw the nominees and I can conclude that Channel U is short of actors who can act like Ah Bengs and extras because most of the nominated -
1. (Guys) have highlighted streaks of hair running down the fringe, and begging to be cut.
2. Fat looking people who pretend to sleep while taking pictures (take a look at NP Male, you will get what I mean).
3. Some girls who look weird such that, as Jiahong mentioned, you feel stabbing a pen into your eye is less painful.
But some are really pretty and handsome.. don’t say I everytime kaopeh people only.
It’s not that I wanna say, but if these people can get into nomination, how about my friend Mr Chew, the perfect Beau material.
He has,
A cool 1980s simple hairstyle, giving him the ‘not-too-complicated’ look.
A pair of Harry Potter replica spectacles from Toys ‘R’ Us giving him the aura of mystery.
A 800 megawatt smile which will charm any girl into submission.
A pair of fake nipples so fake that it looks so real.
A turtle shell on his belly (serves as a 6-pec).
Hairy legs – to ward off the evil hair spirit.
Now where do I get this guy nominated.
hahahahahahaha