Excuse me, your pants never zip.

It’s not that we are too lazy to update this blog, the truth is we are too busy surfing even more new porn sites studying for our upcoming examinations. Okay, at least that’s what we want readers to believe.

Continuing from where we left off, it seems like Channel U’s Belle and Beau is the perfect opportunity for hunks and babes alike to have their shot at stardom. It is also a good opportunity for some kaopeh people to sabotage their unsuspecting friends. Take for example,

Okay, I’m not saying I’m more handsome than him, even though a lot of people actually say I am. Seriously, this guy is hardly the most handsome student in Singapore Polytechnic but Viola! 653 votes! Confirm kena sabotage if not than he must really be damn damn damn thick skin.

Another unfortunate victim can be found below, well I hope this teaches him a few lessons about sleeping in class.

100 votes and comment that reads,

“SIMPLY too HANDSOME and PRO in everything”

I dread seeing my own photo appear on the nomination list because that would probably mean,

1. I’m very unpopular in school and everybody wants to sabotage me on national television.

2. I’m very unpopular in school and I have non-existent relationship management skills.

3. I’m very unpopular in school and my schoolmates hate me.

4. I’m very unpopular in school but still very handsome.

However there are some really handsome guy in school who really deserve their nomination. To my greatest surprise, one of the nominated guy is someone whom I’m am rather familiar with, presenting to readers – THE MOST HANDSOME THING ALIVE SINCE ELVIS.

Way to go Disheng, I voted for you.