Excuse me, your pants never zip.

THIS POST IS IN RELATION TO OUR “HAIR TODAY, GONE FOR FOREVER” ARTICLE AND SURPRISE SURPRISE.

Hi Bernie,

Thank you for surfing the Internet and reading our blog. You are real we must admit, because we nearly sent a complaint letter (same e-mail we checked) to Botak Jones the last time but we retracted it because it would be too mean, after all we are from Botak Raju and you wouldn’t take us seriously.

Just like you guys are dedicated to producing the best, erm, wait lemme check, steaks, salads, fries, chips, more steaks, desserts, drinks and more drinks, we are also dedicated to making our murtabak.

Oh, before I proceed further the innocent readers need to know what is going on,

“I don’t think I’ll sue you. From your blog, you show that we at Botak Jones have a way to go before our head even approaches the size of yours. If you want to just criticize, why not make it constructive instead of tearing people down before you even know who they are. The t-shirts and aprons are made in good fun. Something, I’m afraid that is lost on you.”

This is from Bernie and he or she is from Botak Jones, apparently now the Jones are now infuriated by our “Tearing people down” comments. Much to our relief, we are not getting sued because we don’t even have the money to pay for our erm, western food. But yet Bernie, somehow it amazed us that you actually visited our blog.

Is it because,

1. Your kaypoh friend told you about this, and most probably your friend loves our blog.

2. You had nothing to do and did a google search on Botak Jones.

3. You desperately needed some feedbacks on Botak Jones.

Anyway, we are peace loving people and we love nothing more than relaxing at an Ang Mo Kio coffeeshop and having a plate of Fish & Chips and stuffing ourselves with it (We’re serious). So it kinda jolted us when an official from Jones came down with a complain, and the message also contains hidden meaning.

“We at Botak Jones have a way to go before our head even approaches the size of yours.”

So it means, either we have a big head or your head is smaller than ours. So, which one are we?

THIS?

OR THIS?

But let’s not get stuck on this “Who’s head is bigger” debate. In the end, we’ll all lose ourselves measuring head circumferences with rulers and getting insane.

THIS IS OUR REPLY.

“Thank you for not suing us. From your comment, you show that we at Botak Raju have a way to go before our head even approaches the size of yours. If you just want to criticize, why not make it constructive instead of tearing people down before you even know who we are. The blog and posts are made in good fun. Something, I’m afraid other people would acknowledge when they come across this blog.”

“Chill Jones, I might patronise your food store one day, but your queues are damn long and your portion of food is simply too big I must admit.”