BOX OFFICE HIT THIS SEASON June 22, 2007
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Just when you thought after Die Hard was Die Harder and then followed by Die Harderest.
We present to you this season’s box office smasher…
”Who says potatos are soft?”
“THE 10 TELL-TALE SIGNS THAT YOU ARE PLAYING IN A “SUNDAY-SOCCER TEAM” June 17, 2007
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The fresh smell of the morning grass; dew drops laced every blade. You walk proudly on the green patch of grass commonly know as a “FIELD”. At the ends of each, a tall standing metal framework adds manly touches of grey. In scattered twos and fours, scantily-clad men in shorts look like they are grazing.
An ominous presence is felt. A bald-headed man will small, squinty eyes stares at you from a distance.
“Eh hello! Goalie, you are on the wrong side of the field la.”
“Sorry boss, first time play field, lah.”
Presenting to you, the top 10 tell-tales signs that you are a “PORfessional” soccer player.
10. One side of the field has lines and marking. The other side looks like a golf course.
9. The referee has super-vision therefore he does not need to run near the action to see a foul.
8. There’s a big hole at the side-netting. (Did mention the referee has super-vision)
7. The goalie is wearing the same colour as his teammates. (Did mention the referee has super-vision)
6. You only need a 1-man wall as the ball always seem to hit the wall.
5. Some players are playing in street-soccer boots.
4. The referee smokes before the match, half time and after. Talk about ‘garang’.
3. People are happy to receive a yellow card. How many of you have ever gotten one? HUH? HUH?
2. There are more foul-throws than fouls itself.
And the ultimate reason…..
1.
While taking a free kick, the kicker fakes the ball only to notice there is none behind to take the kick, leaving his goal keeper and the subs rolling on the floor.
