TRIP TO THE ARCADE July 8, 2007
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Okay, I went to the arcade at AMK Hub recently with some friends when a particular sticker on a gaying gaming machine caught my eyes.
Whoa, call this a marketing gimmick but it sure attracted a large crowd to the arcade. To our greatest surprise, we caught Edwin moving secretly towards the kids section of the arcade, contemplating over the prospect of flashing for games.
However, due to a combination of Edwin’s,
1. Tendency to strip in public; and
2. Inability to resist the temptations of arcade games.
We are unable to continue with this post as we needed to keep the ratings of this blog at a PG level. We apologize for the disappointment caused because pictures of events that followed may cause readers to feel nauseous and we do not wish to risk the health of our readers.
MUNCH TIME July 7, 2007
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I was watching Live Earth, and heard a certain song by Kellee Clarkson. I listened very carefully and found that there’s a hidden meaning in this certain song. It seemed like that song is promoting a certain brand of…. biscuits..
Here’s the thing we started off friends
It was cool but it was all pretend
Yeah yeah
Sin Chew Bin Gan
You dedicated you took the time
Wasn’t long till I called you mine
Yeah Yeah
Sin Chew Bin Gan
And all you’d ever hear me say
Is how I pictured me with you
That’s all you’d ever hear me say
But Sin Chew Bin Gan
I can breathe for the first time
Im so movin on
Yeah yeah
Thanks to you
Now I get
What I want
Sin Chew Bin Gan
How can I put it? You put me on
I even fell for that stupid love song
Yeah yeah
Sin Chew Bin Gan
How come I never hear you say
I just wanna be with you
I guess you never felt that way
But Sin Chew Bin Gan
I can breathe for the first time
Im so movin on
Yeah yeah
Thanks to you
Now I get
I get what I want
Sin Chew Bin Gan
You had your chance you blew it
Out of sight, out of mind
Shut your mouth I just can’t take it
Again and again and again and again
Sin Chew Bin Gan
I can breathe for the first time
Im so movin on
Yeah yeah
Thanks to you (thanks to you)
Now I get
I get what I want
I can breathe for the first time
Im so movin on
Yeah yeah
Thanks to you (thanks to you)
Now I get (I get)
You should know (you should know)
That I get
I get what I want
Sin Chew Bin Gan
Sin Chew Bin Gan
Sin Chew Bin Gan..
DEAR July 5, 2007
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What follows is an interesting exchange between lonelygal and a bum, and lonelygal and a deadguy on IRC.
<BuMMeR`> ah..
<BuMMeR`> u how old?
<lonelygal> 23..
<lonelygal> u?
<BuMMeR`> 28
<lonelygal> oh..
<lonelygal> no work?
<BuMMeR`> self-employed
<BuMMeR`> what do u do?
<lonelygal> oh okie..
<lonelygal> im in uni..
<lonelygal> im studying animal technology at nus..
<BuMMeR`> oh okie… i thought uni has lot of activities?
<BuMMeR`> animal technology? wah… that’s sound scary.. what do learn?
<lonelygal> its like learning how to tag animals
<lonelygal> and stuff
<BuMMeR`> oh okie
<BuMMeR`> i thought is the study of animal behaviour
<lonelygal> oh tts zoological observer ward
<BuMMeR`> oh
<lonelygal> 
<lonelygal> im christine..
<lonelygal> but i have a malay sirname..
<BuMMeR`> hellow christine
<BuMMeR`> oh ? which parent of urs is chinese?
<lonelygal> my mom..
<BuMMeR`> oh
<lonelygal> so i look abit eurasion..
<lonelygal> im not brown..
<BuMMeR`> wah… then u must be pretty
<BuMMeR`> i get what u mean… fair skin malay gal
<lonelygal> yeap
<lonelygal>
<lonelygal> i have no pics of myself tho..
<lonelygal> oni on my blog..
<BuMMeR`> oh? share ur bloh
<BuMMeR`> i mean blog
<BuMMeR`> www.lonelygal.blogspot.com ?
<BuMMeR`> or lonely-hearted-gal.blogspot.com
<BuMMeR`> 
<lonelygal> http://wesharethesameblogspot.wordpress.com/
<BuMMeR`> oh.. got it
<BuMMeR`> so what do u usually do after you knock off from school?
<lonelygal> i go on irc and pretend to be a girl and make fun of ppl like u..
<BuMMeR`> oh..
<lonelygal> u leh..
<lonelygal> hmm
<lonelygal> ?
<lonelygal> reply lehs
<DeAdGuy2|> hi
<DeAdGuy2|> lonely?
<DeAdGuy2|> phonesex, realsex, petting?
<DeAdGuy2|> choose any dear
<lonelygal>
<DeAdGuy2|>
<lonelygal> hw do i address u..
<DeAdGuy2|> i am melvin dear
<DeAdGuy2|> u?
<lonelygal> oh tts nice..
<lonelygal> we have the same name
<DeAdGuy2|> really
<DeAdGuy2|> u r a gal rite?
<lonelygal> nearly
<lonelygal> the same…
<lonelygal> melvina is my name
<DeAdGuy2|> ohh…u r a bi?
<DeAdGuy2|> haha sry sy
<DeAdGuy2|> mistook
<DeAdGuy2|> very sry
<lonelygal> its okie..
<lonelygal> u gt pic?
<DeAdGuy2|> nope dear
<DeAdGuy2|> how abt u?
<lonelygal> what do u enjoy doing..
<lonelygal> i gt pic in my blog oni..
<lonelygal> chat abit more then i show u..
<DeAdGuy2|> i enjpy… phonesex, realsex, peting
<DeAdGuy2|> u?
<DeAdGuy2|> u?
<lonelygal> i enjoy surfing..
<lonelygal> the internet
<lonelygal> hmm
<DeAdGuy2|> haha…okok
<lonelygal> talking
<lonelygal> to the mirror..
<DeAdGuy2|> okie..
<DeAdGuy2|> okie
<lonelygal> v fun hehe
<DeAdGuy2|> haha okie
<DeAdGuy2|> where u live?
<lonelygal> quite sad..
<DeAdGuy2|> y?
<lonelygal> i live in jurong industrial park..
<lonelygal> cos my dad works thr..
<DeAdGuy2|> ohhokie..
<lonelygal> so got a workers quarters thr…
<lonelygal> u?
<DeAdGuy2|> i live very far from u.. at ang mo kio
<lonelygal> ooo
<DeAdGuy2|> yes..
<lonelygal> u got blog?
<lonelygal> no pic?
<DeAdGuy2|> nope dear
<lonelygal> 
<DeAdGuy2|> yes…very sry dear..
<lonelygal> no pic not fun de…
<lonelygal> k bah show u mine
<lonelygal> http://wesharethesameblogspot.wordpress.com/
<DeAdGuy2|> okie..thnks
<DeAdGuy2|> how do i see ur pic?
<lonelygal> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/lord_kenwjj/chew-1.jpg
<lonelygal> here..
<lonelygal> eh
<lonelygal> sry
<DeAdGuy2|> its okie
<lonelygal> sry
<lonelygal> i mean..
<lonelygal> http://wesharethesameblogspot.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/little-miss-kaopeh.jpg
<lonelygal> yea tts the one
<DeAdGuy2|> u r a guy?
<DeAdGuy2|> u r a guy?
<lonelygal> whhheeee new things to blog
<lonelygal> bye
Looks like Little Miss Kao Peh is not turn off enough..
Last but not least… here’s a preview of things to come…
(Looks like some one is unhappy with Raphael in his red mask)
Yours truly,
Master Young
I LIVE IN A REFUGEE CAMP July 4, 2007
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You know things are very wrong when the block where you live in starts to resemble a Lebanon refugee camp. The only difference between Lebanon and Hougang is, while they have Lebanon oil and petrol dollars, we only have cooking oil and Monopoly dollars.
Every morning when I make my way to school, I dread stepping into the lift because it looks like this,
I’m afraid that I’ll step into the lift as a human being and gets carried out by the undertaker as a corpse because you are very likely to be,
1. Stoned to death by your neighbour. (I’m living in a refugee camp remember?)
2. Chopped into 18 pieces by loan sharks. (I have the “borrow money from loan sharks” face); and
Even if none of the above happens, I may accidentally blow myself up by stepping on bomb bags thrown around by naughty neighbourhood kids.
I AM MASTER YOUNG! July 3, 2007
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Ok, less this gung-ho sounding title were to intimidate anyone, I’m actually writing this because my position on this blog has become as safe as Ranieri’s job at Chelsea when Mr. Amovingbra took over.
Anyway, I am known by many titles, including Andrew, Andrew Yeo, Andrewww (with the w dragging on) and Andrew Yeooooo (pronounced “Yooooo”). I shall not touch on the less glamorous ones. Today i will explain why I am the fearsome MASTER YOUNG.
As someone below 20, I thought it would be hipper to change my sir name from Yeo to Yang. No, not Yang with the slang (Yheng), but Yang (Young). To disguise the all-powerful entity that is me, I have gone 1 step further, and changed it to YOUNG completely.
For many years, I have trained in the rural areas of Ang Mo Kio central Big Mac centre, listening and tolerating the crap and absorbing the nonsense spewed by my friends fellow pugilists to reach the current state of strength that I am.
BEHOLD MY AWESOME TECHNIQUES
BATAM STORY PART 3: ‘RICE CURE’ July 2, 2007
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I thought this was funny.
“Padicure” – A cure for rice grains suffering from AIDS, syphillis or just simply stress.
Well I can imagine rice farmers patronising the shop (It’s a salon by the way dumbass), bring a few stalks of wheat..
Farmer: Eh hello, my rice sick.
Padicurer: Oh, lemme see. Hmm… your stalks got red spots on the wheat private part.. I’m afraid sir, your wheat is going to die. Got AIDS.
Farmer: (Sobs) So how many years does these wheat have left?
Padicurer: I’m afraid sir, they’re going to die tomorrow. Oh sir, have you got any sexual contact with the wheat?
Farmer: Ermmm, I think.. actually.. Ok.. no.. I’m serious.. nono..
..
..
..
Next time, be careful. Your pedicure might be a padicure. And oh, I better go check on my house’s stock of rice…
Next: Pubbing in Batam
BEEN THERE, WORE IT July 1, 2007
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Have you heard of the recent news where a certain Cameron Diaz took her bag to Peru and ruffled some Peruvian feathers in the process? From some of the reports I’ve read, it seems like the Peruvians are seemingly pissed off because they don’t like Cameron Diaz voice in Shrek 3, the slogan evokes memories of the Maoist Shining Path insurgency that fought the government in the 1980s and early 1990s in a bloody conflict that left nearly 70,000 people dead.
I think many readers would find that bag familiar, that’s because yours truly wore that bag around Singapore some 4 years ago. The only difference between my bag and Cameron Diaz’s bag is that while she purchased her bag as a tourist in China, I bought mine in Bugis Street.
Well, obviously I did not face the same problem that Cameron Diaz had because I hardly even have enough money to travel to Paya Lebar not to mention Peru.
In Singapore however, this bag had brought me several inconvenience as well. On a closer inspection, one would realized that the Chinese slogan translate to “Serve the People” and at such, I would very much avoid bringing this bag along with me every time I make my way across Changi Village for Nasi Lemak. Especially since I have the habit of slinging my bag across my backside.
Changi Village – Gay capital of Singapore
Gay capital of Singapore – Backside
Serve the People – Across my backside
Uh-uh.
Whoa, talk about a whole new meaning to cover your back(side).
CUSTOMER SERVICE June 30, 2007
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THIS POST IS IN RELATION TO OUR “HAIR TODAY, GONE FOR FOREVER” ARTICLE AND SURPRISE SURPRISE.
Hi Bernie,
Thank you for surfing the Internet and reading our blog. You are real we must admit, because we nearly sent a complaint letter (same e-mail we checked) to Botak Jones the last time but we retracted it because it would be too mean, after all we are from Botak Raju and you wouldn’t take us seriously.
Just like you guys are dedicated to producing the best, erm, wait lemme check, steaks, salads, fries, chips, more steaks, desserts, drinks and more drinks, we are also dedicated to making our murtabak.
Oh, before I proceed further the innocent readers need to know what is going on,
“I don’t think I’ll sue you. From your blog, you show that we at Botak Jones have a way to go before our head even approaches the size of yours. If you want to just criticize, why not make it constructive instead of tearing people down before you even know who they are. The t-shirts and aprons are made in good fun. Something, I’m afraid that is lost on you.”
This is from Bernie and he or she is from Botak Jones, apparently now the Jones are now infuriated by our “Tearing people down” comments. Much to our relief, we are not getting sued because we don’t even have the money to pay for our erm, western food. But yet Bernie, somehow it amazed us that you actually visited our blog.
Is it because,
1. Your kaypoh friend told you about this, and most probably your friend loves our blog.
2. You had nothing to do and did a google search on Botak Jones.
3. You desperately needed some feedbacks on Botak Jones.
Anyway, we are peace loving people and we love nothing more than relaxing at an Ang Mo Kio coffeeshop and having a plate of Fish & Chips and stuffing ourselves with it (We’re serious). So it kinda jolted us when an official from Jones came down with a complain, and the message also contains hidden meaning.
“We at Botak Jones have a way to go before our head even approaches the size of yours.”
So it means, either we have a big head or your head is smaller than ours. So, which one are we?
THIS?
OR THIS?
But let’s not get stuck on this “Who’s head is bigger” debate. In the end, we’ll all lose ourselves measuring head circumferences with rulers and getting insane.
THIS IS OUR REPLY.
“Thank you for not suing us. From your comment, you show that we at Botak Raju have a way to go before our head even approaches the size of yours. If you just want to criticize, why not make it constructive instead of tearing people down before you even know who we are. The blog and posts are made in good fun. Something, I’m afraid other people would acknowledge when they come across this blog.”
“Chill Jones, I might patronise your food store one day, but your queues are damn long and your portion of food is simply too big I must admit.”
THIS IS A BLOG, NOT A PORN SITE June 29, 2007
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Since I blogged about Chee Ko Pek in my previous post, I was expecting several hate mails in my WordPress account from motorcyclists declaring that Chee Ko Pek-ing is part of their anatomy, but what I got was much better, and cheekier.
Seems like some Internet surfing Chee Ko Pek has mistaken our friendly neighbourhood blog for a porn site. I am not joking, take a look at the evidence below.
Users who used the search engine to look for sites with,
1. Animal sex; and
2. Naughty girls of Batam
Are somehow stupid enough to click the link of our blog. This is what I think of Internet surfers like them,
A random blog does not contain animal sex.
Catch them on DVDs instead, just don’t turn up the volume.
MY STUDENT MAILBOX AND, THE MALARIA GROUP June 28, 2007
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Ok it’s now 1pm on a Sunny Thursday afternoon and I’m seriously pissed that I have 3 hour break in between lessons from 12-3pm. Now I have another 2 hours to go and I could do with some friends company but as it turned out, as always, I’m alone at a bench outside the School of Health Sciences (where all the pretty Nursing students are) doing this blog. If you think that maybe blogging now is just an excuse to see the Nurses, you are probably right.
So now I’m alone now and I think I’m seriously threatened like a Dodo Bird or maybe a Hornysaurus. The amount of oestrogen emitting from the Health Sciences office might be choking me…
Anyway, just now I was browsing through my student mail and I was stunned to see this,
As you can see, I’m in the ‘Malaria’ group. And it’s quite sad to see yourself in it. Because..
1. All the Biomedical and Biotech students will shun you away, because you are thought to have malaria and even on the internet, you have to be quarantined.
2. People can start imagining you as some disease-spreading Anopheles female mosquito.
3. You start to realise that you’re repeating the same Immunology module that you have failed last semester and you’re doing the same thing all over again. You are graduating a semester later than them and right now, you’re floating in between classes as you don’t really belong to a class.
Ok, next up is the spam I’ve received in my inbox. And I thought I already had enough of that in my Hotmail account, especially when some bugger subscribed me for porn. Animal sex somemore. Everyday I check my inbox and I receive these shit.
Ok, the red font means I have not read the mail yet but nevermind, lets see what some buggers can send to the WHOLE SCHOOL.
“I & E Action- Cute Accessories Up for Sale”
My thoughts: Well, thanks but no thanks, unless you’re selling an endangered cute bear that you’ve just stolen from the Singapore Zoo. And you must be amazed how the sender has a lapse of concentration every 3 seconds because right after he or she has just send the email to the whole school, he or she had forgotten that it was already sent, but he or she send again.
“I & E action: Let’s Make Ice Cream”
My thoughts: I think the sender doesn’t have much marketing skill. And so most probably he or she is not from the Business department. Because to entice more people, it should be put: “Let’s Make Ice Cream with horny babes”
Whether they have real babes is one matter, but to keep their part of the deal, this organising group should have girls wearing specially customized horn hats. The girls should do just fine with these.
Ok, it’s time to go now. If you’ve noticed, I got to do a particular assignment which was due like weeks ago.
